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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8831309" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p>In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.</p><p></p><p>A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.</p><p></p><p>The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. </p><p></p><p>They tested him.</p><p></p><p>They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,</p><p></p><p>"Its red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."</p><p></p><p>"That's correct", said the boss.</p><p></p><p>Another glass.</p><p></p><p>"Its red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."</p><p></p><p>"Correct."</p><p></p><p>The director was astonished. </p><p></p><p>He winked at his secretary to suggest something.</p><p></p><p>She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.</p><p></p><p>"It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. </p><p></p><p>And if you don't give me the job, </p><p></p><p>I'll tell you who is the father!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 8831309, member: 312790"] In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "Its red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "Its red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell you who is the father!" [/QUOTE]
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