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Message: <blockquote data-quote="smother" data-source="post: 7817202" data-attributes="member: 166532"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000"><strong><span style="color: black">A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black">Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."</span></strong> </span></span></span></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000">The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000">The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000">The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule." </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000">The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000">The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000">The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000">The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #c00000"><strong><span style="color: black">His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next two kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."</span></strong> </span></span></span></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #c00000">The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."</span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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