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Message: <blockquote data-quote="akilar25" data-source="post: 7617460" data-attributes="member: 167921"><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">   <em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"> <span style="color: #000000">A lady about 8 months  pregnant got on a bus.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">She noticed the   man opposite her was smiling at her.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">She immediately   moved to another seat.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">This time the  smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">The man seemed  more amused.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">When on the  fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver  and he had the man arrested.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">The case came up in  court.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">The judge asked the man what he  had to say for himself.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">The man replied, ‘Well your Honor, it was  like this: </span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">when the lady got on  the bus, II couldn’t help but notice her  condition. She sat down under a sign that said:</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">‘The Double  Mint Twins are coming’ and I smiled.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">Then she moved  and sat under a sign that said,</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce  the swelling, and I had to grin.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">Then she placed   herself under a deodorant sign that said,</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">‘William’s Big  Stick Did the Trick,‘ and I could hardly contain myself.  </span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">But, Your  Honor,  when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">‘Goodyear   Rubber could have prevented this Accident!‘ </span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">I just lost  it.‘</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="color: #000000">Case Was  dismissed.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="color: #4a4344"></span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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