A Learning Experience

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Man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a monkey.
The shop owner pointed out three identical monkeys and said, "The monkey to the left costs 500 dollars."
Why does that monkey cost so much?" the man wondered.
The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."
The man asked about the next monkey on the perch.
"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other monkey can do, plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system."
Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third monkey.
"That one costs 2,000 dollars."
"And what does that one do?" the man asked.
The owner replied, " To be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two call him BOSS!​

Miss Ashley was new to teaching at the junior high school and decided to test the general knowledge of her new class.
"Who can tell me who brought down the walls of Jericho?", she asked.

"Wasn't me, Miss!", came a swift reply from the front row.

Somewhat taken aback that no-one knew the answer, she reported what had happened in the staff room at break.

A fellow teacher asked, "The fellow who answered, was he the little one with red hair and glasses in the front?"

"Yes", she replied.

"Well", said the other teacher," I know him, and if he said that he didn't do it, then he didn't!!"

Now Miss Ashley was quite upset. She decided to go to the Principal. She told him what had happened, and the reaction of the other teacher who should have known better.

The Principal looked at her for a moment, then he said, "Look, Miss Ashley. You are new around here. There is no point in making trouble. Write me up an invoice for the damage to the walls, and I'll submit it to the insurance company on Monday.

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A teacher tells her class the new word for the day is Contagious, she asks the class if they could explain what the word means. She asks Joe if he can explain what the word means and he says, "My Mom says to stay away from kids with chicken pox because they are contagious." The teacher says, "That is very good Joe." Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was Contagious." And the teacher says, "Excellent Suzie." Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class, "Yes Johnny," she says. Johnny says, "The other day me and my Dad were sitting around and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little brush you use to paint model cars, and she was going in tiny little stokes up and down the fence." My Dad says to me, "Jesus, its gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence."​

 

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