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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 10101648" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta"><p style="text-align: center">Man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a monkey.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">The shop owner pointed out three identical monkeys and said, "The monkey to the left costs 500 dollars."</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">Why does that monkey cost so much?" the man wondered.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">The man asked about the next monkey on the perch.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other monkey can do, plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system."</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third monkey.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">"That one costs 2,000 dollars."</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">"And what does that one do?" the man asked.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">The owner replied, " To be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two call him BOSS! </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">Miss Ashley was new to teaching at the junior high school and decided to test the general knowledge of her new class. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">"Who can tell me who brought down the walls of Jericho?", she asked. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">"Wasn't me, Miss!", came a swift reply from the front row. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">Somewhat taken aback that no-one knew the answer, she reported what had happened in the staff room at break. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">A fellow teacher asked, "The fellow who answered, was he the little one with red hair and glasses in the front?" </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">"Yes", she replied. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">"Well", said the other teacher," I know him, and if he said that he didn't do it, then he didn't!!" </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: magenta">Now Miss Ashley was quite upset. 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