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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 8059546" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="text-align: center"> <img src="http://www.lankatruth.com/sin/images/photos/Political/Parties/UPFA/mervin_silva_02.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"></span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0">Mervyn Silva's letter to Bill Gates</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> Dear Mr. Bill Gates,</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 6.. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> </span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> Regards,</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> M.S</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"></span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> P.S.</span></strong></em></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong><span style="color: #0070c0"> Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS?</span></strong></em></span> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #0070c0"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong>Put some <span style="font-size: 22px">REP+ <span style="font-size: 15px">if u had a good laugh !!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #0070c0"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: SlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><strong>Sorry If REPOST <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></strong></em></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 8059546, member: 215798"] [INDENT][CENTER] [IMG]http://www.lankatruth.com/sin/images/photos/Political/Parties/UPFA/mervin_silva_02.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][I][B][COLOR=#0070c0] Mervyn Silva's letter to Bill Gates Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 6.. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, M.S[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0070c0] P.S. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS?[/COLOR][/B][/I][/SIZE] [COLOR=#0070c0][COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][SIZE=4][I][B]Put some [SIZE=6]REP+ [SIZE=4]if u had a good laugh !!! :lol:[/SIZE][/SIZE][/B][/I][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=4][I][B]Sorry If REPOST :sorry:[/B][/I][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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