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<blockquote data-quote="gpindika" data-source="post: 2629789" data-attributes="member: 90839"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Lesson 6</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. </span><span style="font-size: 15px">While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The dung was actually thawing him out!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Morals of the story</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong>(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gpindika, post: 2629789, member: 90839"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][B]Lesson 6 [/B]A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. [/SIZE][SIZE=4]While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The dung was actually thawing him out![/SIZE] [SIZE=4]He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]Morals of the story [/B](1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4](2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4](3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut![/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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