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<blockquote data-quote="mhdmirshad" data-source="post: 15605867" data-attributes="member: 117631"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">A Man goes to Five Star Hotel...</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.5starautocareonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/five-stars.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man :- “One Vodka Price”</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.freestockphotos.biz/pictures/8/8069/man.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Waiter :- "Rs. 5/- Sir"</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://opinionsandexpressions.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/waiter1.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man :- What Only Rs. 5/ ??</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Can I Also Have One Pizza</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Please" ??</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Waiter :- “Rs. 7/- Sir”</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man :- “Wow That’s Really</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Cheap!</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Can I Meet The Owner of</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">this Hotel”</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Waiter :- “No Sir, He’s Busy With</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">My Girlfriend”</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man :- “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend” ????</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.ideachampions.com/heart/waiter_chiro_by_chirochick-d30xpii.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Waiter :- “The Same Thing That</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">I’m Doing To His Business Here..!“</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mhdmirshad, post: 15605867, member: 117631"] [CENTER][B][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]A Man goes to Five Star Hotel... [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [IMG]http://www.5starautocareonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/five-stars.png[/IMG] [B][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"] Man :- “One Vodka Price” [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [IMG]http://www.freestockphotos.biz/pictures/8/8069/man.png[/IMG] [B][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"] Waiter :- "Rs. 5/- Sir" [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [IMG]http://opinionsandexpressions.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/waiter1.gif[/IMG] [B][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"] Man :- What Only Rs. 5/ ?? ! ! ! ! Can I Also Have One Pizza Please" ?? Waiter :- “Rs. 7/- Sir” ! ! ! ! ! Man :- “Wow That’s Really Cheap! Can I Meet The Owner of this Hotel” Waiter :- “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend” Man :- “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend” ???? [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [IMG]http://www.ideachampions.com/heart/waiter_chiro_by_chirochick-d30xpii.png[/IMG] [B][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"] Waiter :- “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here..!“[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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