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<blockquote data-quote="Nethara kavini" data-source="post: 635564" data-attributes="member: 36633"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">A man goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The man then asks, “What does it do?”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The man says, “I’ll take it!” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">He said, “It’s a thermos flask.”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The boss then says, “What does it do?” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The man replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.” </span></span></span></strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nethara kavini, post: 635564, member: 36633"] [B][FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Purple"]A man goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.” The man then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” The man says, “I’ll take it!” The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?” He said, “It’s a thermos flask.” The boss then says, “What does it do?” He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?” The man replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.” [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]:lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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