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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ColdBreath" data-source="post: 14037563" data-attributes="member: 293962"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The  pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got  into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but  I'm fine, really."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What about that eye patch?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them s#!t in my eye."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird s#!t." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"It was my first day with the hook."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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