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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5451953" data-attributes="member: 49393">If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"A: "No sir.  But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"A: "The officer who responded to the scene."Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers?"A: "Yes, sir.  With my life."Q: "With your life?  Let me ask you this then officer.  Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"A: "Yes sir, we do!"Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"A: "Yes sir, I do."Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"A: "Yes sir."Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."*********The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" Line -- I think he'll win.</blockquote>

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