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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sbarro_j" data-source="post: 6352803" data-attributes="member: 211773">Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.Teacher: Why?Student: There is no future in it.*******Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?Ted: $10.Teacher: You don't know maths.Ted: You don't know my father!******* Mother: David, come here.David: Yes, mum?Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will  only get my report book tomorrow.Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.*******Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8Father: So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?*******A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.Daughter: It's mummy!Father: How do you know?Daughter: She didn't say anything.*******Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes DearGirl: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love*******Man: How old is your father?Boy: As old as meMan: How can that be?Boy: He became a father only when I was born*******Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.*******Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!*******Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!*******Teacher: "Where were u born?"Student: " Singapore , Sir."Teacher:  "Which part?"Student: "All of me, Sir."*******A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan"  said the teacher."'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."*******Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."Teacher: "Use your dad's then."Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."*******A boy came home from school with his exam results."What did u get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do u mean 'under water'?""They are all below 'C' (sea) level"</blockquote>

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