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<blockquote data-quote="saliemo" data-source="post: 1331041" data-attributes="member: 58114"><p>A Sex Proposal</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">but she belonged to someone else...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">screw you. But the girl said NO.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">time you pick it up. "</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">She thought for a moment and said that she would have</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">to consult her boyfriend... So she called her</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">boyfriend and told him the story.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">money very fast, he won't even be able to get his</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">pants down."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">girlfriend to call.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">asks what happened.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">She responded, "The bastard used coins!" </span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="saliemo, post: 1331041, member: 58114"] A Sex Proposal [SIZE="3"][COLOR="Blue"]Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!" [/COLOR][/SIZE] [B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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