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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jack_Sparrow" data-source="post: 15085354" data-attributes="member: 106688"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>A SHIT Story </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">was so cold the bird froze and fell to the</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">ground into a large field. While he was lying</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">there, a cow came by and shit on him.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">dung, he began to realize how warm he was.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">there all warm and happy, and soon began to</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">sing for joy.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A passing cat heard the bird singing and came</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">to investigate. Following the sound, the cat</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">and promptly dug him out and ate him.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Morals of the story:</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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