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<blockquote data-quote="Nethara kavini" data-source="post: 627135" data-attributes="member: 36633"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A young Srilanka man excitedly tells his Amma he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">He says, “Just for fun, Amma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The mother agrees.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Amma, guess which one I’m going to marry.”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">She immediately replies, “The one on the right.”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">“That’s amazing, Amma. You’re right. How did you Know?”</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The Srilankan mother replies,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">“I don’t like her”</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nethara kavini, post: 627135, member: 36633"] [B][FONT="Arial"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]A young Srilanka man excitedly tells his Amma he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Amma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Amma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one on the right.” “That’s amazing, Amma. You’re right. How did you Know?” - - - - - - - The Srilankan mother replies, “I don’t like her”[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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