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Message: <blockquote data-quote="GihanFX" data-source="post: 5017316" data-attributes="member: 69972">AnatomyAttention whores are exceedingly social creatures that have a symbiotic relationship with <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Human" target="_blank">homo sapiens</a>; without the latter, attention whores waste away and become only vaguely humanoid creatures comprised of little more than skin, bone, and scraggly hair. Attention whores are most active from sunset to sunrise; this span of time allows them to infiltrate the habitat of their favorite prey, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Frat_boys&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">frat boys</a>. When an attention whore encounters a likely meal, it assumes a provocative position to gain the human's recognition and to distract it from a forthcoming death. If successful, the attention whore advances on its mesmerized prey and begins eating it alive. It is believed that many attention whore-related deaths are attributed to <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Grue" target="_blank">grue</a>, since attention whores leave little of their victims behind and prefer to strike from the cover of darkness. When not prowling for prey, attention whores congregate in vast groups (called sororities) and practice their wily charms for the next night's hunt. Attention whores are most active in the summer months, though some subspecies (see below) have adapted to fill different niches. A number of attention whores are cultivated in <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/University" target="_blank">sanctuaries</a>, where they are regularly culled for their hides and to prevent the population from growing out of control. Most Asian attention whores are usually <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Korean" target="_blank">Korean</a> and charge you.  Mating Habits and Maturation Once each year, attention whores enter into a receptive phase during which they will have <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sex" target="_blank">sex</a> with almost anything that moves, including <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Couches&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">couches</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Robots" target="_blank">robots</a>,<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Stephen_Hawking" target="_blank">Stephen Hawking</a>, or F O N E M A. After violently copulating with the unfortunate male (since he gets eaten during courtship) and receiving his seed, the attention whore withdraws into solitary existence for 7 torturous months, during which she sees not a single living being. After giving birth to two to six young, she ravenously consumes her <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Placenta" target="_blank">placenta</a> and leaves her young to fend for themselves. They immediately fall into consuming each other until there is only one. This survivor, made strong through the flesh of her siblings, subsists on a diet of small mammals and birds until she reaches 13 years of age, at which point she develops to the point of being able to hunt human prey. Attention whore numbers are dwindling in the wild, but enough are being raised in captivity to maintain the viability of the species</blockquote>

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