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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 5017280" data-attributes="member: 6136">The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogatefather to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was toarrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should behere soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door babyphotographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale."Good morning, madam. I've come to....""Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in."Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality ofbabies""That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?""Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on thecouch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor isfun too; you can really spread out!""Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me""Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if wetry several different positions and I shoot from six or seven differentangles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results""My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith."Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be inand out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure""Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of hisbaby pictures."This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London""Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief."And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider theirmother was so difficult to work with""She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith."Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the jobdone right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to geta good look""Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement."Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. Themother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when thesquirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,um......equipment?""That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so wecan get to work.""Tripod?????""Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big forme to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she'sfainted!!"</blockquote>

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