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<blockquote data-quote="minnie_d" data-source="post: 635810" data-attributes="member: 26374"><p><strong><em>If This is Repost..Srry Wewa..</em></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. </span></em></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue"></span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">We need more butter. Oh my GOD! </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">I said be CAREFUL! </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">Have you LOST your mind? </span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" </span></em></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue"></span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" </span></em></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue"></span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><em><span style="color: Blue">The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving . . ."</span></em></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="minnie_d, post: 635810, member: 26374"] [B][I]If This is Repost..Srry Wewa..[/I][/B][SIZE="5"][FONT="Georgia"][I][COLOR="Blue"]A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving . . ."[/COLOR][/I][/FONT][/SIZE]:lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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