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<blockquote data-quote="psprasa" data-source="post: 4657595" data-attributes="member: 159731"><p>ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?</p><p>WITNESS: No.</p><p>ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?</p><p>WITNESS: No.</p><p>ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?</p><p>WITNESS: No.</p><p>ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?</p><p>WITNESS: No.</p><p>ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?</p><p>WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.</p><p>ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?</p><p>WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="psprasa, post: 4657595, member: 159731"] ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. [/QUOTE]
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