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<blockquote data-quote="hul2000" data-source="post: 743516" data-attributes="member: 7464"><p><strong>Think Twice Before You Say Something</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">French,who found this small</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.Thankful</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">that the 4 guys had</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">released him out of the bottle,He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">pools, I will give</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">what you want the pool</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">of water to become, then your wish will come true." The French wanted</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">to start. He ran towards</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">a pool of wine. The</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.Next is the</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Russian's turn, he did</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">vodka.The German was next</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was socontented with his beer</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">pool.The last is the</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">banana peel. He slipped</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">towards the pool and shouted,SH*T!!!!!!!........."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Moral - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">accidents do happen.</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hul2000, post: 743516, member: 7464"] [b]Think Twice Before You Say Something[/b] [B][COLOR="Sienna"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true." The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was socontented with his beer pool.The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,SH*T!!!!!!!........." Moral - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes accidents do happen.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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