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Message: <blockquote data-quote="life" data-source="post: 71117" data-attributes="member: 6501"><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">notices a note on the mirror: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">early to go shopping-Love you!"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">morning newspaper. His son is also at the table.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "<strong>LEAVE ME ALONE, LADY! I'M MARRIED!</strong>" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Broken furniture - $855.26</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Hot Breakfast - $4.20</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Red Rose bud -$3.00</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Two Aspirins -$0.38</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">saying the right thing, at the right time......... - <strong>PRICELESS</strong>.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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