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Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Forward... Stop and eject. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">A: A teabag. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">7 qualities to be a perfect wife: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Beautiful, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Responsible </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Energetic </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Adorable </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Sweet </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Truthful and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Self-Organized. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Q: Who is a gynecologist? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Tarzan asked "Why"? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Last but not least </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Secret of long life... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legsŠ</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">LAUGHTER KEEPS OLD AGE AT BAY!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">[/FONT]</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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