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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ravz" data-source="post: 478956" data-attributes="member: 8748">Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward...forward. ..backward. ..forward. ..backward. ....forward. .. stop and eject. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble. Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. 7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful,Responsible EnergeticAdorable SweetTruthful andSelf-Organized.In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology. Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? Answer: The boy's hand.Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front". <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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