shehanga

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  • Sep 25, 2006
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    Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His
    first friend says: "I think my wife is having an
    affair with the electrician. The other day I came home
    and
    found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't
    mine."
    His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an
    affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench
    under the bed and it wasn't mine."
    Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with
    a horse."
    Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
    "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a
    jockey under our bed."