Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His
first friend says: "I think my wife is having an
affair with the electrician. The other day I came home
and
found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't
mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an
affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench
under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with
a horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a
jockey under our bed."
first friend says: "I think my wife is having an
affair with the electrician. The other day I came home
and
found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't
mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an
affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench
under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with
a horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a
jockey under our bed."