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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 3148928" data-attributes="member: 27411"><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o Different Phases of a man:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">After engagement: Superman</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">After Marriage: Gentleman</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">After 10 years: Watchman</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">After 20 years: Doberman</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">o Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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