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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TaurusRX" data-source="post: 10416776" data-attributes="member: 328594">What men do after sex?2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.AGES OF VAGINA:16 TO 19     BRAND NEW. 20 TO 28     SLIGHTLY USED29 TO 36     SECOND HAND  37 TO 45     SUBJECT TO REPAIR 46 TO 55     FOR LUBRICATION 56 TO 60     TOTAL WRECK 61 TO 70     CLOSED FOR  RENOVATION!!!!!!!===================================Why is your penis better than a credit card?(a)   Once spent it recharges itself.(b)   It is accepted worldwide.(c)   You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.===================================LITTLE GIRL:     Mommy, I just found out that our                     neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!MUM:               You mean it's small?LITTLE GIRL:      No it's salty!!!===================================A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.===================================A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?MAN : No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.===================================Women top 5 lies:  from the whitest down5.   I am a virgin.  4.   It is so big.3.   I can't do that to my best friend. 2.   I won't gain weight after marriage1.   I am coming! I am coming!!!===================================A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.===================================What is the closest thing to a woman's period?Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!===================================Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?  A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".===================================Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend  say,  "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".===================================What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down thePANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.======================================================================MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T".  And if he touches your pussy say STOP!GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him  DON'T STOP!!!!"===================================GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES9 INCHES -      Oh Shit, pain!! 7 INCHES -      Oh, I'm in heaven6 INCHES -      OH PERFECT 5 INCHES -      UMMMM OK  4 INCHES -      PUSH MORE 3 INCHES -      IS THAT IN??? 2 INCHES -      IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!! A little boy asks his dad: whats between mom’s legs?The father answers: paradise, my sonThe kid asks again: whats between your legs?The father replies: the key to the paradiseThe son says: piece of advice dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a copy!  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />හොදය් නම් රෙප් දෙන්න............... </blockquote>

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