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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikini" data-source="post: 101454" data-attributes="member: 1950"><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly.</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">When she got home, she realized that she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had in the cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day."</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Needless to say, every bridge night from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her bridge cronies about it and they were all horrified.</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Two months later, her husband died.</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">The women were sitting around the table playing bridge when one of the cronies said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered your husband?"</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while licking his butt."</span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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