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Message: <blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 28749240" data-attributes="member: 562115">Hey Google, I am feeling the urge to have sex.Google: Most certainly. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees. Viagra is kept on the top right shelf of your wardrobe. The gel is kept next to it.I have hired your favourite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away as per her Uber ride status. I have scheduled her 500 Dollars payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.I have checked your wife's GPS, and she is at Walmart buying groceries. As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google Maps traffic, an extra 1 hour to reach home. Enjoy your sex. And yes, your condom is in the pull-out drawer of your living room, and the key to that drawer is in your wallet. This is the last condom, so I have added condoms to your Amazon cart.This is called artificial intelligence.—————Wife: Hey Google, have you set it up?Google: Sure thing, he thinks you are going to take three hours, all you gotta do is take an Uber home, and you will reach in 45 minutes. I'm recording the whole thing with four cameras. You just need to walk in, we have the bastard cold, I have your divorce papers printed and ready, your attorney briefed, and case documents drafted, all set. Your Uber ride is waiting outside.This is artificial counter intelligence .</blockquote>

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