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<blockquote data-quote="rishrdg" data-source="post: 7881341" data-attributes="member: 225940"><p><strong><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 22px">All Time Best Naughty Lines </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Because they are tired of using their own.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What's common between men and video?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What is the closest thing similar to a 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wife:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Beautiful,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Responsible</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Energetic</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Adorable</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sweet</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Truthful and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Self-Organized.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: Who is a gynecologist?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: What's the height of recycling?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The boy's hand......</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Tarzan asked "Why"?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Last but not least</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Secret of long life...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rishrdg, post: 7881341, member: 225940"] [B][COLOR="Green"][SIZE="6"]All Time Best Naughty Lines [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="green"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. * 7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S Q: Who is a gynecologist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure. Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology. Q: What's the height of recycling? A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? The boy's hand...... Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front" Last but not least Secret of long life... Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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