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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ColdBreath" data-source="post: 13620861" data-attributes="member: 293962">A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. He says to  the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place  my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then  open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys  me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his  privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the  guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The  gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys  him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it  a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a  woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to  hit me on the head with the beer bottle."</blockquote>

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