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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mudrana" data-source="post: 12177018" data-attributes="member: 17378"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">Alphabet for Senior Citizens</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">A for arthritis,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">B for bad back,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">D is for dental decay and decline,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">F is for fissures and fluid retention</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low)</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">I for incisions with scars you can show.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">J is for joints, that now fail to flex</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">L for libido--what happened to sex?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Wait! I forgot about K!</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">K is for my knees that crack when they're bent</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">O is for osteo-and all bones that crack</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">P for prescriptions, I have quite a few</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">R is for reflux--one meal turns into two</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">U is for urinary: difficulties with flow</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">W is worry, now what's going 'round?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">X is for X ray--and what might be found.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Y for another year I've left behind</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Z is for zest that I still have my mind,</p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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