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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4990456" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>A for arthritis,</p><p> </p><p>B for bad back,</p><p> </p><p>C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?</p><p> </p><p>D is for dental decay and decline,</p><p> </p><p>E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.</p><p> </p><p>F is for fissures and fluid retention</p><p> </p><p>G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)</p><p> </p><p>H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low)</p><p> </p><p>I for incisions with scars you can show.</p><p> </p><p>J is for joints, that now fail to flex</p><p> </p><p>K is for my knees that crack when they're bent</p><p>(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)</p><p> </p><p>L for libido--what happened to sex?</p><p> </p><p>M is for Metamusil</p><p> </p><p>N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck</p><p> </p><p>O is for osteo-and all bones that crack</p><p> </p><p>P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!</p><p> </p><p>Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?</p><p> </p><p>R is for reflux--one meal turns into two</p><p> </p><p>S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears</p><p> </p><p>T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears</p><p> </p><p>U is for urinary: difficulties with flow</p><p> </p><p>V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.</p><p> </p><p>W is worry, now what's going 'round?</p><p> </p><p>X is for X ray--and what might be found.</p><p> </p><p>Y for another year I've left behind</p><p> </p><p>Z is for zest that I still have my mind,</p><p> </p><p>Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,</p><p> </p><p>And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4990456, member: 49393"] A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention) H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low) I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex K is for my knees that crack when they're bent (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent) L for libido--what happened to sex? M is for Metamusil N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck O is for osteo-and all bones that crack P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Give me another pill; I'll be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux--one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears U is for urinary: difficulties with flow V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray--and what might be found. Y for another year I've left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind, Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!! [/QUOTE]
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