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<blockquote data-quote="Dr. NAC" data-source="post: 12561725" data-attributes="member: 379573"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Wife to Husband:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Come Help Me in Garden.."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Husband:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :O</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Wife:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Husband:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :O</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Wife:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Come fix the Door Handle.."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Husband:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :O</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">He Saw that Everything was Fixed..!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue">The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!]</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">He Asked his Wife Who did It??</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">The Wife Said:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">But He gave Me two Options...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Either to Make Him a Burger;</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Or have A Kiss With Him..!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Husband:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" />)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Wife:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">"What do U Think I am?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">'Mc'Donalds' !!!</span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>තේරුනාද මන්දා...</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dr. NAC, post: 12561725, member: 379573"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Wife to Husband: "Come Help Me in Garden.." Husband: "Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :O Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!" Husband: What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :O Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.." Husband: What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :O [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][The Husband Went Out but When He came Back, He Saw that Everything was Fixed..! The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]He Asked his Wife Who did It?? The Wife Said: "Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father, But He gave Me two Options... Either to Make Him a Burger; Or have A Kiss With Him..!" Husband: I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :)) Wife: [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]"What do U Think I am? 'Mc'Donalds' !!![/COLOR][/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [COLOR="Blue"][B]තේරුනාද මන්දා...[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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