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<blockquote data-quote="3KSMIP" data-source="post: 2084801" data-attributes="member: 42118"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><u>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Smart man + smart woman = romance</p><p></p><p>Smart man + dumb woman = affair</p><p></p><p>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</p><p></p><p>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u>OFFICE ARITHMETIC</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Smart boss + smart employee = profit</p><p></p><p>Smart boss + dumb employee = production</p><p></p><p>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion</p><p></p><p>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u></u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u>SHOPPING MATH</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.</p><p></p><p>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.</p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u>[GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</p><p></p><p>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife</p><p></p><p>.</p><p></p><p>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</p><p></p><p>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u>HAPPINESS</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.</p><p></p><p>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.</p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u></u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u>LONGEVITY</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><u>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</u></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.</p><p></p><p>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" 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[QUOTE="3KSMIP, post: 2084801, member: 42118"] [COLOR="DarkRed"][FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="6"][U]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS[/U][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Arial Black"][U]OFFICE ARITHMETIC[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Arial Black"][U] SHOPPING MATH[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Arial Black"][U][GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife . A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Arial Black"][U]HAPPINESS[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Arial Black"][U] LONGEVITY[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Arial Black"][U]PROPENSITY TO CHANGE[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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