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Message: <blockquote data-quote="askuwi" data-source="post: 2134896" data-attributes="member: 3910"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">Smart man + smart woman = romance</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Smart man + dumb woman = affair</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">OFFICE ARITHMETIC</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Smart boss + smart employee = profit</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Smart boss + dumb employee = production</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">SHOPPING MATH</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">HAPPINESS</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">LONGEVITY</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">A woman has the last word in any argument.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red">THIS IS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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