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Message: <blockquote data-quote="aslammzm" data-source="post: 3537303" data-attributes="member: 139195"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Boss: Where were you born?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: India..</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Boss: which part?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar 1: What would  you do if the bomb</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>explodes while fixing. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: What is the name of your car?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.</strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it  alright.</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: U cheated me.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.</strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px">'</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....</strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: An old king's skeleton.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px">. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #993300"><strong><em><u>KEEP SMILING</u></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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