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Message: <blockquote data-quote="actinide" data-source="post: 14240869" data-attributes="member: 174522">Boss: Where were you born? Amda: Sri Lanka .. Boss: which part? Amda: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka .      2 Amda were fixing a bomb in a car.Amda 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.Amda 2: Dont worry, I have one more.Amda: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Amda: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.Amda joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Amda: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..Amda: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Amda: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?Amda: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Amda: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Ceylon! 'NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Amda: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Amda: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Amda: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Amda: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> if repost..got from email</blockquote>

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