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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mauli" data-source="post: 179539" data-attributes="member: 10307">TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />  TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America . AMDA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : AMDON! *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-   TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"? AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-   TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I". AMDA : I is... TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am." AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-   TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" AMDA : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-   TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" AMDA : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-   AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-  TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! AMDA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-   TEACHER : Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-  TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? AMDA: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! -*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-   TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AMDA: A teacher  </blockquote>

Verification: Asuwa dahayen wadi kalama keeyada?

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