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<blockquote data-quote="zwairi" data-source="post: 53006" data-attributes="member: 4407"><p>TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your</p><p> brother's. Did you copy his ?</p><p>AMDA : No, teacher, it's the same dog !</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and</p><p> one is blue with red spots !</p><p>AMDA : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at</p><p> home.</p><p></p><p>AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?</p><p>FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?</p><p>AMDA : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".</p><p>AMDA : I is...</p><p>TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."</p><p>AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."</p><p></p><p>TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?</p><p>AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"</p><p>TEACHER : No, that's wrong</p><p>AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.</p><p>AMDA : Here it is!</p><p>TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?</p><p>CLASS : AMDON!</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?</p><p>AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!</p><p>TEACHER : What are you talking about?</p><p>AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="zwairi, post: 53006, member: 4407"] TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? AMDA : No, teacher, it's the same dog ! TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! AMDA : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? AMDA : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I". AMDA : I is... TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am." AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"? AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America. AMDA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : AMDON! TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! [/QUOTE]
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