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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 8942646" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri lankan student called “<span style="color: Green">Amden</span>"entered the fourth grade. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History...Who said <span style="color: Red">"Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Amden, who had his hand up: <span style="color: Blue">"Patrick Henry, 1775" </span>he said.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Very good!"</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Who said <span style="color: Red">"Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, no response except from Amden, <span style="color: Blue">"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" </span>said Amden.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Amden, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">She heard a loud whisper:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Fuck the Sri Lankan"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Who said that?" she demanded. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Amden put his hand up, <span style="color: Blue">"General Custer, 1862."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">At that point, a student in the back said, <span style="color: Red">"I'm gonna puke."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher glares around and asks <span style="color: red">"All right! Now, who said that?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, Amden says, <span style="color: Blue">"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now furious, another student yells,<span style="color: Red"> "Oh yeah? Suck this!"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Amden jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, <span style="color: Blue">"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now with almost mob hysteria someone said <span style="color: Red">"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Amden frantically yells at the top of his voice,<span style="color: Blue"> " Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher fainted.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, <span style="color: Red">"Oh shit, we're fucked!"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">And Amden said quietly,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>

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