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Message: <blockquote data-quote="surabada" data-source="post: 717373" data-attributes="member: 38991">Amdon pass exam>>>> TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?>> AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!>> TEACHER : What are you talking about?>> AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !>> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America .>> AMDA : Here it is!>> TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?>> CLASS : AMDON!>> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?>> AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L">> TEACHER : No, that's wrong>> AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!>> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".>> AMDA : I is...>> TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am.">> AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.">> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? ">> AMDA : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same >> time.">> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry>> tree,>> but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish>> him?">> AMDA : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?">> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?>> FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?>> AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?>> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and>> one is blue with red spots !>> AMDA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at>> home. *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?>> AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.>> *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*->>>>>> TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your>> brother's. Did you copy his ?>> AMDA: No, teacher, it's the same dog !>> -*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*->>>> TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are> no>> longer interested?>> AMDA: A teacher</blockquote>

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