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<blockquote data-quote="ela_eluwa120" data-source="post: 4878252" data-attributes="member: 193664"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the</strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> world.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"$10,000 per call".</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The telephone was used for.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">$10,000 you could talk to God.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The American thanked the priest and went along his way.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Same golden telephone</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">with the same sign under it.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Could talk to God.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"O.K., thank you," said the American.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He then traveled to Pakistan , India , Russia , Germany and France .</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Per call" sign under it.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to Sri Lanka to</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">See if Srilankan's had the same phone.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He arrived in Sri Lanka , and again, in the first church he entered, there</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Five</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rupee per call."</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The American was</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Heaven,</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Why is it so cheap here?"</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Readers, it is your turn........ Think ....before you scroll down...</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ .. .........</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">........... ......... ........... .......... ............ ......... .</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">........... ........... .......... ......... .....</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">........... ............. . .......... ......... ......... ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ .... ......... ............ .......... ......... ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............. .. .......... ............ ........... ......... ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ .. ......... ........... ........... ......... ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ . . .......... ......... ........... ............ ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ . .. .......... ......... ........... .......... ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">........... ............ .. .......... ......... ......... ........</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">........... ........... ........... ......... ......... ........</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ . .......... .......... .......... ........ ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ ... .......... ........... ........... ........ ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ . ............. . .......... ........... ........ .......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">............ ........... ............ . .......... ........ ......</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Sri Lanka now, Son - it's a</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Local Call ".</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">This is the only heaven on the Earth.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ela_eluwa120, post: 4878252, member: 193664"] [SIZE=5][B]An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the[/B][/SIZE][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial] world.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]"$10,000 per call".[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The telephone was used for.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]$10,000 you could talk to God.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The American thanked the priest and went along his way.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Same golden telephone[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]with the same sign under it.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]He[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Could talk to God.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]"O.K., thank you," said the American.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]He then traveled to Pakistan , India , Russia , Germany and France .[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Per call" sign under it.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to Sri Lanka to[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]See if Srilankan's had the same phone.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]He arrived in Sri Lanka , and again, in the first church he entered, there[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]"Five[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Rupee per call."[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The American was[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Heaven,[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Why is it so cheap here?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Readers, it is your turn........ Think ....before you scroll down...[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ .. .........[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]........... ......... ........... .......... ............ ......... .[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]........... ........... .......... ......... .....[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]........... ............. . .......... ......... ......... ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ .... ......... ............ .......... ......... ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............. .. .......... ............ ........... ......... ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ .. ......... ........... ........... ......... ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ . . .......... ......... ........... ............ ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ . .. .......... ......... ........... .......... ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]........... ............ .. .......... ......... ......... ........[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]........... ........... ........... ......... ......... ........[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ . .......... .......... .......... ........ ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ ... .......... ........... ........... ........ ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ . ............. . .......... ........... ........ .......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]............ ........... ............ . .......... ........ ......[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Sri Lanka now, Son - it's a[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]Local Call ".[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]This is the only heaven on the Earth.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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