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<blockquote data-quote="tharindu143" data-source="post: 7367796" data-attributes="member: 22264"><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">An American is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">American (in a bad mood): "Of course."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">The American listens in silence. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">American: "Of Course."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">"We don 't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen"><span style="font-size: 22px">American: "We don't. In America , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France ."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">Repost nam Sorry!!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tharindu143, post: 7367796, member: 22264"] [COLOR="SeaGreen"][SIZE="6"]An American is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don 't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states." After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." American: "We don't. In America , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France ."[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"] Repost nam Sorry!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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