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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 5999445" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.</span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."</span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher snapped at the class, "Class,you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">She heard a loud whisper: "Fucck the Japs."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Who said that?" she demanded.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, Suzuki says,"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton,to Monica Lewinsky, 1997" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."</span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Oh shit, we're fuccked" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">And Suzuki said, "George Bush! on Sept 11, 2001" !!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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