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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MAX7777" data-source="post: 9964941" data-attributes="member: 305575">I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me from 2005, to 2011 and still continue doing so….Because of your kindness:*I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good only for removing toilet stains.*I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.*I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.*I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.*I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.*When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.*I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)*My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.*Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..Now most of those “Wishes” are already married (to someone else)!*If Facebook deletes my account, it doesn’t matter BUT PLEASE DON’T SEND me“Facebook is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush…” Otherwise I’ll delete my E-Mail account!Now importan note...If you don't send this e-mail to at least 11,298 people in next 10 seconds, a bird will pee on your head at the next 6.30 p.m.Nothing has happend till now.But who knows??So please forward.<a href="http://hotncoolmails.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-want-to-thank-all-my-friends-and.html" target="_blank">SOURCE</a>Hodanam +rep dunnata kamak na <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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