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<blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 856636" data-attributes="member: 49101"><p>One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, “OK, what happened to your back?”</p><p></p><p>The patient replies, “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”</p><p></p><p>The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”</p><p></p><p>He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.” </p><p></p><p>The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?”</p><p>“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor</p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chamika123, post: 856636, member: 49101"] One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, “OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies, “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back” The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?” He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.” The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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