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Message: <blockquote data-quote="onlinesuresh" data-source="post: 5954283" data-attributes="member: 130847"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Suprising thing is that they didn't teach this to us during our college days </strong></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p>           </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You retire on the income. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>INDIAN ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You sell one to overcome debts. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You worship the other. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>PAKISTAN ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You don't have any cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>AMERICAN ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>BRITISH ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>They are both mad cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>ITALIAN ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You don't know where they are. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You break for lunch. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>CHINESE ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have 300 people milking them. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>reporting the actual numbers. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>MIDDLE & FAR EAST ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You give permission to US & British to make military bases & protect the cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>They kill & eat the cows & return only the bones, saying it was a </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>mistake & promise to give two F16 fighter jets in return! </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You have two cows. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You exchange them for two Bulls. </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition! </strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>and they eat the country instead of eating grass.. !! </strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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