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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 5025720" data-attributes="member: 6136">Application for Permission To Date My DaughterNote: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete financial statement, lineage history andcurrent medical report from a doctor of my choosing.NAME:__________________________________________DATE OF BIRTH:____________ HEIGHT:_________ WEIGHT:___________IQ:______________ GPA:____________ SOCIAL SECURITY#:__________________DL#:____________________ BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________SUNDAY SCHOOL ATTENDED:___________________Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?________ If "no" explainbelow.Number of years parents married:_____Any brothers or sisters?_______ Are they normal?_______Do you own or have access to a van ______, a truck with oversizedtires _____, a waterbed _____?Do you have an ear ring, nose ring or belly button ring?______Do you have a tattoo? ______[If yes to any of these, discontinue application and leave immediately.]In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does the word "NO" mean to you??____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, give your definition of "REAL PAIN"____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Church you attend: ________________ How often? S, M, T, W, Th, F, SWhen would be the best time to interview your mother, father andminister? _____________________Please fill in the blanks:A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would wantwounded would be my ______________.B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken wouldbe my ______________.C. A woman's place is in the __________________.D. The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is________________________________.E. When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice first isher ________________.(If the answer in "E" involves a body part, leave premises now,keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion.)F. What do you want to be IF you grow up _________________.I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of myknowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, tortureor mental abuse.Signature of applicant ____________________________________Signature of father _____________________________________Signature of mother ____________________________________Signature of minister ___________________________________Signature of State Representative _________________________Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine andnon-sexual. Please allow 4-6 weeks for processing. You will becontacted in writing if approved. If denied, please never applyagain. Don't call me, I'll call you.</blockquote>

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