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Message: <blockquote data-quote="adult.junior" data-source="post: 11574570" data-attributes="member: 348900"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">A Priest dies following a road accident & is awaiting his turn in line</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">at the Heaven's Gates.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Ahead of him is a guy, with untidy hair , unshaven and dressed in a</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">khaki coat and sarong tucked up and chewing betel with a tattoo</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">visible in his chest of a cross with the words "<span style="color: Navy">YAKKA PARADDAMU</span>"</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">(defeat the devil) wearing  rubber slippers with a scarf round the</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">neck.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">The guy replies: I am Appuhamy the CTB driver from Srilanka.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Appuhamy : <span style="color: Navy">Please take this</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Navy">silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">In Srilanka the clergy is reserved seats immediately behind the driver</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">in CTB buses and so the priest recognizes Appuhamy who recklessly</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">drove the bus into the building at high speed. ..</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">booming voice: I am Fr Pinto , Head of the Don Bosco Seminary Ettukala</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">, Negombo and one time parish priest of St Mary's Church Negombo and</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">celebrated 40 years as a priest and service to God in December last</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">year.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: <span style="color: Navy">Please take this cotton</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Navy">robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">mouthed, rash Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Priest, who's dedicated my whole life preaching your Name & wins</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">goodness and bringing up priests to serve you has to make do with only</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">a Cotton robe?'</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove, people PRAYED'</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">It's the PERFORMANCE & and not the POSITION that ultimately counts,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">even in Heaven.</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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