Theory :
Moon is more impt than Sun,
Coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Appu : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Appu goes to a bar at new york for a drink.This is his first time,
"Appu" at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Appu says - "Galagedara Appuhami Married"
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Prince Charles & Appu were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Appu thinks "how poetic"
Appu says, "pass the custard you bastard".

Moon is more impt than Sun,
Coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
~~~~~~~~~
Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Appu : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
~~~~~~~~~
Appu goes to a bar at new york for a drink.This is his first time,
"Appu" at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Appu says - "Galagedara Appuhami Married"
~~~~~~~~~
Prince Charles & Appu were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Appu thinks "how poetic"
Appu says, "pass the custard you bastard".


